31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Pirates Cove,Reviews       

The box for “Doghouse” has been staring me in the face for a while now on Netflix. I chose to include it into the 31 Days marathon simply to get it off my screen. However after watching it, I was pleasantly surprised that it was a competent horror/comedy flick.

 31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Pirates Cove,Reviews       

After seven films in almost as many years, it’s hard for ANY film franchise to finish up with a nice neat bow on top. Saw 3D (which I didn’t actually see in 3D) suffers under the weight of it’s on lofty beginnings and pales in comparisons to the original.

 31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Pirates Cove,Reviews       

Yes… I watched a “horror movie” called retarDEAD, and NO I am not proud of it. Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie.

 31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Pirates Cove,Reviews       

In the 80′s when “Metal” was king, a lot of young boys had dreams of meeting that perfect girl from one of those new “Music Videos”. Adam is one of those boys. Apparently while reading a book of lyrics written in French, he manages to bring one of these types of girls to life.

 31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Reviews       

Where do you begin to critic a movie that was made for $3500 in a little less than two weeks by like fifteen people about a murderous talking turkey?

 31 Movies For 31 Days,Movies,Reviews       

Once again I take the plunge into the deep polluted lake that is Troma. Blood Hook is not you’re usual Troma movie however, and I still am unsure if that is a good or a bad thing. Either way, it’s not every day you get to watch a horror movie about fishing, of all things.

 Bull Shit Movie Of The Week,Movies,Pirates Cove       

Murder Loves Killers Too is a 75min movie. Of those 75mins, fifteen is spent looking through a keyhole and twenty is spent watching the WORST reality TV show ever produced.