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He was given an offer, he couldn’t refuse. Set up, double crossed, and left for dead. He knows the score, he gets the women, and he get’s the bad guys. But they soon realize, they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Machete!

This is the newly released trailer for the upcoming Robert Rodriguez flick that literally started as a fake trailer in Planet Terror. I had heard a lot about this movie but some how never heard the entire cast line up besides Danny Trejo. Seriously, I mean Robert Deniro, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Rose McGowan, Cheech Marin… fucking Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan, and Steven Seagal!! This movie had better be good. I mean I know it is made to be a schlocky cheese-fest like those 70′s style action movies, but still… Also it has to be better than the shit that Cheech and Seagal have been doing lately.